Just in case you thought my initial post was just a week of bad luck or some sort of verbal voodoo gone wrong, you were mistaken. They are frequent. For amusement I will keep updating as I drop these pearls of wisdom. I have asked my friends to actually tell me now when I do them instead of ignoring them for the sake of a smooth running conversation, good friends that they are.
Friend: Well that was pretty awful!
Me: Awful? It was absolutely adismal!
Me: Adismal. Like awful…
Friend: OH, Abysmal and Dismal, I get it!
Me: I don’t….